The first is from Danielle, who is as classy as they come, and who I love because she shares my penchant for bad reality TV. Even the Duggars! If you can appreciate the Duggars in all their earnest weirdness, you earn major points with me. Anyway, she emailed me these classy/broad one liners:
I'm laying in bed reading the Wall Street Journal.......during commercial breaks on Jersey Shore.
And then this one:
I watched the state of the union address.....until it was time for
Teen Mom.
Danielle is the one not dressed like a turtle:
This next one is from the hilarious Becki, who will always hold a special place in my heart for her role in helping me to dissect a fetal pig in 11th grade biology.
CLASSY- my nice leather Coach briefcase...
BROAD- carrying the papers I need to grade in a plastic Meijer bag.
If I remember correctly, she also helped me to observe and record the mating habits of adult fruit flies.
And finally, below you will find a still life depicting the items that Donnie’s friend from work requested in their office gift exchange:
Yes, those are scratch-offs and a bottle of pinot grigio (and my elf pants making a surprise and inappropriate cameo).
I don't know this girl who requested such an awesome combo, but I'm thinking that maybe she's a woman after my own heart.
