Sunday, October 24, 2010

Step It Up

Classy:
+ Made a homemade pizza Friday night
+ PR’ed in the Bridges Freedom Run
+ Watched a French film with subtitles
+ And only fell asleep once
+ Had coffee with Maggie Sunday morning in Hyde Park

Broad:
- Maggie brought her own pumpkin bread to the coffee shop and we ate it out of a Ziploc bag
- Called somebody a cheater during the Bridges Freedom Run
- Sort of loved the fact that the cops had to tase a “perp on the loose” just a few blocks from where we live
- Ate Saturday night dinner at a strip mall in Norwood
- Drank Diet Coke straight from the 2-liter while waiting for our take out order
- Bought candy cigarettes
- Smoked one at the Double Dragon II
- Smoked another one at the Coffee Emporium
- Asked Donnie if he wouldn’t mind if I “just sat in the car” while he grocery shopped
- To which he replied that I needed to “step it up”
- Which, incidentally, is the same advice that Gary gave to Amber on this week’s episode of Teen Mom

Total Score: 5 – 11 = -6 (Well! That’s unacceptable!)

5 comments:

  1. Maggie brought pumpkin bread when we went for coffee too...is that not classy ?

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  2. So glad Classy Broad is back in business. Hoping for a classier score next tinme.

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  3. I guess it's classy that she made pumpkin bread but broad that she brings it with her when going to eat!!!

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  4. You forgot to mention that you wore sweatpants IN PUBLIC. OUT TO DINNER.

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  5. I just started reading this! So funny! In my opinion, watching team mom is a point for the broads though! :)

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