+ Went on a dinner/movie date.
+ With my husband.
+ Shaved my legs.
- For the first time in three weeks (the shaving the legs part).
- Had occasion to ask: “Did you check the trap?”
- My drivers side window refused to roll down in the McDonalds drive-thru so I had to open my door to order. And pay. And accept my food.
- Unbuttoned my pants in the movie theater.
- Because I had just eaten three tacos the size of my head.
- Didn’t remember to button them up afterwards.
- And no, I didn’t go straight home.
This is a picture of my "toolbox":